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The World Is Ending. Yawn.

Last week my youngest daughter had her tonsils out. I was an absolute fucking wreck because she was with a world renown surgeon, in a really nice hospital and this extremely complicated surgery

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I tripped and fell while playing with my kid. Men are suddenly hitting on me, I almost threw out the dog and my dishes are promiscuous.

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Deer Antlers and Tonsils

My kid had to get her tonsils out and I was in a scramble to find a pair of deer antlers so I could take proper care of her.

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A Hairy Situation

I graciously took Lisa and my sister to get Brazilian waxes for their birthdays. They were totally ungrateful and bitchy with no regard for my extreme generosity.

The World Is Ending. Yawn.

Family | December 06, 2024
 

I was outside planting flowers when my daughters informed me they were having a lemonade stand at the end of our driveway. Concerned that their projected profit margins were superficially deflated ba . . .

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I was outside planting flowers when my daughters informed me they were having a lemonade stand at the end of our driveway. Concerned that their projected profit margins were superficially deflated based on their chosen location, which lacked both visibility and traffic, I conceded to their pleas and allowed them to walk across the street to peddle their lemonade to a neighbor who was outside washing his car.
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