Ever since school started this year it has been a battle of wills to get my youngest daughter to go to Kindergarten Enrichment 3 days a week before he . . .
Guess What? I have a life coach now and her name is Karen. She is going to teach me how to reach even bigger goals than just getting through the day . . .
For some reason I looked your website up tonight. It's been a long time since I have seen you. I remember when your mouth was much more delicate. I kn . . .
Well, this month has been a giant shit storm of activity. Let’s begin with Grandpa Frank. For as long as I can remember he would laugh and say “The . . .
My Mormon cousin Jill is now selling colon cleanses and wanted me to try one. Jill has 5 kids and is totally sexy so my curiosity peaked. I asked he . . .
Last week my yorkie Layla, became ill after eating rabbit shit according to our vet. This incidentally serves as a good reminder for all of us: Stop . . .
I am convinced Aretha Franklin has that disorder that makes her work out incessantly. I woke up last night at 3:00am because I heard a strange noise . . .
Yesterday I woke up and decided to take a long hot bath to soothe my aching body. I have that disease that makes you age rapidly. It really blows. . . .
Mike became a man of God last weekend. I suppose I should be happy for him but instead I am finding myself increasingly annoyed at the pious attitude . . .
When I went grocery shopping last week I encountered a slobbery dog tied up outside the store waiting for its owner. Because I am up to date on my ra . . .
After I had been blogging for awhile I noticed two things. 1) I no longer get invited to family reunions and 2) People begin conversations with “I so . . .
For those of you who have not read The Grey Books: I am sorry, your life could have been so much better this past week and this blog will make absolut . . .
This past weekend my family invaded Arizona. My family and vacationing is predictably hysterical every time we go ANYWHERE. First, the girls insist . . .
My in-laws were in town this past week. In terms of their overall satisfaction with me as their daughter-in-law they rate me 3 out of 5 stars. How . . .
Recently my doctor friend told me I probably had ADD and that I would probably love adderall. My brain instantly began sorting through data until I l . . .
Someone once told me the 3 most stressful things in life are divorce, a death in the family and purchasing a new home. I disagree entirely. This per . . .
This past weekend I decided to shut down my personal facebook account. Hi my n-n-n-ame is Erin and I am addicted to social networking. (Hang head) I . . .
I went to the doctor yesterday because I have another sinus infection. My doctor informed me I need CAT scan of my head, gave me some prescriptions a . . .
This morning I woke up much to my dismay. Just kidding, I say that every day. It was actually one of those mornings I have had scorching, passionate . . .
Highlights of Our Hawaiian Vacation. *Let’s get this party started!!!!! My mom used the bathroom at the airport. She came out laughing and informed u . . .
Since this country currently has an asinine law titled “You cannot get married because you are gay and your sexual preference is clearly wrong whereas . . .
I love me a good joke. A week ago God played a great one on me. He arranged for me to have laryngitis on the same as Daylight Savings. It was a rea . . .
I am ready to talk about it. In accordance with the Kubler-Ross Model of the 5 Stages of Grief, I am currently residing in Stage 4, Depression. On T . . .
The other night I was sitting up in bed watching Breaking Dawn on my laptop while Mike was snoring next to me. For those of you who have not heard of . . .
Gather round boys and girls, it is story time! Once upon a time there was a gorgeous, kind, charming, loving, magical princess we will call………. Erin. . . .
Sorry. I have been busy, I have not forgotten about you guys. First, I got stuck in a car wash without my cell phone. It just kept washing and wash . . .
A few weeks ago my photographer friend Jen from high school sent me a message on facebook asking if I would be interested in doing a “Boudoir” photo s . . .
Whenever I laugh, I cry. I cannot help it; this has been a problem for awhile. Right now I am sobbing. I was looking at my sister’s fb wall and she . . .
Cavemen/women divorce rates were exactly the same as they are today. I reached this startling conclusion when I woke up this morning to 7 piles of Sh . . .
A couple days ago Mike went and met with our accountants to discuss something called taxes (?). Whatever. I refused to go because last year I was so . . .
