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July 20, 2011 | from Family
Hip and Coo-Old

On Thursday my father is having his hip replacement surgery. We were discussing details of his operation when he told me his doctor gave him a pamphl . . .

July 10, 2011 | from Womanhood
The Grass is Indeed Greener

You know that saying “the grass is always greener on the other side” usually I find this to be totally true. Example? I dumped a hot pilot that I me . . .

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July 6, 2011 | from My Mom
Mechanical Error

Last night I was working out listening to the Jersey Boys soundtrack on my iPod when I was reminded of the time my parents inadvertently set me up on . . .

June 28, 2011 | from Life
Best.Vet.Ever.

Our super cool vet, Dr. Vickers, just responded to my most recent blog regarding my middle of the night trip to the animal emergency room, on my anniv . . .

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June 28, 2011 | from Family
May All Your Dreams Come True

All last week my in-laws were in town. That was actually not the funny part. We all sitting there having an awkward family dinner when my sister-in- . . .

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June 27, 2011 | from Family
Make Love Not War

Last weekend Mike and I celebrated our anniversary. Right before we left for dinner I realized one of my beloved dogs was acting like she did not fee . . .

June 13, 2011 | from Womanhood
Life Is Funny. Period.

For my birthday this year, we decided to take the fam on a little road trip up to the mountains. My friend Meredith would like to get married and sta . . .

May 30, 2011 | from Life
Swallow This

In the United States, all swallows are classified as migratory insectivorous birds under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918. Swallows are also prot . . .

May 17, 2011 | from Family
Here Kitty Kitty

My stepmother called me yesterday to inform me that a friend of hers had some itty, bitty kittens and would we like one? Truthfully, I am terrified o . . .

May 14, 2011 | from Family
I Love Old People

This past weekend, my sister, stepmother and I threw a surprise 60th birthday party for my dad. As it turns out, my stepmother is not nearly as skill . . .

May 14, 2011 | from Womanhood
A Sight For Sore Eyes

Last Mother’s Day weekend, I was having a slumber party in our basement with my daughters and my niece. The girls spent about 2 hours playing FatBoot . . .

April 21, 2011 | from Womanhood
The Mile High Club: Part II

Last summer, Mike and his office manager were attending a dental seminar in Scottsdale. I panicked, realizing I could die not knowing a single thing . . .

April 12, 2011 | from Womanhood
The Mile High Club: Part I

I don’t mind airplanes, in fact, I rather enjoy them. People are utterly fascinating to me so sitting next to a stranger for a few hours, in close co . . .

April 6, 2011 | from Womanhood
Nature is Screwed Up

While doing jumping jacks in boot camp yesterday, my precious friend Laura informed me that the Department of Wildlife had to come out and euthanize a . . .

March 31, 2011 | from Womanhood
April Fool's

I love April Fool’s Day. Mike hates this day, probably because of me. A couple years ago, I asked my friend Amanda who was 8 months pregnant at the . . .

March 28, 2011 | from Parenting
Little Baby Jesus

A number of my friends have had babies recently and each time I have gone to see their precious little creations, I am overcome with waves of nostalgi . . .

March 21, 2011 | from Life
Bow Chica Bow Bow

Last night my father and stepmother came over for dinner and I was reminded of yet another time when my siblings and I laughed uncontrollably at my da . . .

March 17, 2011 | from Family
Am I Reading This Correctly?

A couple weeks ago we received a letter in the mail informing Mike and I that our daughter has missed more than 8 days of kindergarten this year. The . . .

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March 16, 2011 | from Family
Heads I Win, Tails You Lose

We have a new pet gecko named Vinnie. I love this reptile like I gave birth to him. Last night I was out “running errands” (sitting in my car all al . . .

March 8, 2011 | from Family
Gangsta Fish

About a year ago my mom went out and bought a Beta fish. She bought the thing an enormous glass bowl, live plants, Roman fish statues and rocks made . . .

March 6, 2011 | from Family
Because I Said So

About a week ago my 6 year old informed me that I “RUINED HER LIFE” and slammed her door because I told her she could not go out and ride her bike sin . . .

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March 1, 2011 | from Life
Boot Camp

My friend Paige is a personal trainer. Our daughters go to school together and she teaches a popular fitness class for women called “Boot Camp”. For . . .

February 16, 2011 | from Womanhood
Karmic Tails

My friend Holly is the gal you go to if you need advice. She is one of those people who conveniently knows something about everything. If your brain . . .

February 3, 2011 | from Womanhood
Lucky Nipples

Last August, I was driving along a busy road to pick my daughters up from school, when I saw a dog playing frogger in traffic. Now, if there is anyth . . .

January 21, 2011 | from Family
What's Grosser Than Gross?

My mother used to tell me “It doesn’t matter how you look on the outside, if you are pretty on the inside.” This was before she knew I was capable of . . .

January 21, 2011 | from Life
Seriously?

A couple months ago, my 4 year old and I went up to the store to get some crayons.   When we came out, a woman was standing by my car with her hand on . . .

January 20, 2011 | from Life
The Mystery Animal

Every summer growing up, my father would load up the Ford Windstar mini-van and take my 3 siblings and me to southern California to see our grandparen . . .

January 20, 2011 | from Family
Cheek Swab

Mike and I used to live on some property out in the middle of nowhere.  I am not altogether a huge nature fan, but we had cable and my family couldn’t . . .

January 12, 2011 | from Womanhood
The Day God Got Mad At Lisa

We used to send our daughter to a Montessori school down the street from us.  Every year they would hold a silent auction/dinner to support the school . . .

August 11, 2010 | from My Mom
Anxiety to the Rescue

The weekend I left for college, my mom had my room repainted, my furniture moved to the crawlspace, and purchased a Golden Retriever. She says that t . . .

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