I have been deeply contemplating my New Year’s Resolution this year. I fleetingly considered curtailing my use of the f-word but then realized this w . . .
This morning my sister called me while I was in the bathtub…. Erika: I feel like I am pregnant but I know that is not possible. Me: What makes you f . . .
Every year for Christmas I like to buy a sexy little outfit for Mike to celebrate Jesus’ birthday. Last year I bought Naughty Mrs. Claus. Did you kn . . .
I have not been able to update my blog for the past week due to unforeseen circumstances: I didn’t feel like it. Now, before I can get to the juice I . . .
A couple days ago I got hit on in the “Self-Help” section at Barnes and Noble. The guy pretended to be looking at books, ironically concerning addict . . .
My friend, Whitney, has a stomach that underwent a superpower mutation following the Chernobyl disaster in 1986. The girl can eat ANYTHING and not ge . . .
Years ago I begged Mike to buy me an enormous Christmas tree that makes the one in Rockefeller Center look like a mere sapling. He reluctantly conced . . .
Well, I am officially a socialite. Yes, I Erin Moroni, am now inches away from mingling with real live reality TV stars. I am trying extremely hard . . .
Our super cool vet, Dr. Vickers, just responded to my most recent blog regarding my middle of the night trip to the animal emergency room, on my anniv . . .
In the United States, all swallows are classified as migratory insectivorous birds under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918. Swallows are also prot . . .
Last night my father and stepmother came over for dinner and I was reminded of yet another time when my siblings and I laughed uncontrollably at my da . . .
My friend Paige is a personal trainer. Our daughters go to school together and she teaches a popular fitness class for women called “Boot Camp”. For . . .
A couple months ago, my 4 year old and I went up to the store to get some crayons. When we came out, a woman was standing by my car with her hand on . . .
Every summer growing up, my father would load up the Ford Windstar mini-van and take my 3 siblings and me to southern California to see our grandparen . . .
This story was simply too amusing not to share. Last weekend, I was in line at PetSmart buying lizard paraphernalia for our newest family member Vinn . . .
