Blog Posts on My Mom

Liquor Stores and Magic Crystals

A month ago, my precious, delish and hilarious mom fell and broke a rib and her leg which, ultimately required major surgery. Unfortunately, this ren . . .

Cat Tales

A few months ago, my mom purchased a pair of designer kittens. Even though I am really allergic to cats and the military previously inflicted torture . . .

Extra Crazy Cat Lady

It has been two weeks since my mom’s cat, Mr. Whiskerpuss, passed away. My mom was utterly devastated, sooooo I took it upon myself to find her anoth . . .

Happy Motha's Day

My mom was cleaning my house yesterday (calm down, I pay her in cash) when a wave of nostalgia passed over her after she sprayed oven cleaner. She st . . .

Mom on Fire

Mike put me on a budget. Wait, it gets funnier. I actually have to explain what I am spending money on not just to Mike but to an accountant whom I . . .

Pussy Whipped

During Easter brunch at my house this year, my mom told us she had to go to the emergency room when she was nineteen years old for severe stomach pain . . .

Ruuuuun Giiiirrrl Ruuuunn

The other night I was sitting up in bed watching Breaking Dawn on my laptop while Mike was snoring next to me. For those of you who have not heard of . . .

I Can't Get No Satisfaction

I just took my daughter to a birthday party at a jumpy castle place. She managed to jump about 3 inches of gum in her hair. I just cut it out. It s . . .

Do Not Scare A Motha

I was discussing my New Year’s Resolution of “Cereal Tolerance” with my mom the other day. She excitedly told me she was giving up “her very last add . . .

Figurines: Vol. II

This morning: Ring, Ring…..

Me: Hi Mom, What’s up?

Mom: Oh it is not good, I am having a really bad day. I am so stressed o . . .

Hurry Before the Hoarders Get Here!

The air is noticeably crisper, leaves are changing colors, children are back to school licking each other’s faces and creating new strains of bacteriu . . .

Mechanical Error

Last night I was working out listening to the Jersey Boys soundtrack on my iPod when I was reminded of the time my parents inadvertently set me up on . . .

Anxiety to the Rescue

The weekend I left for college, my mom had my room repainted, my furniture moved to the crawlspace, and purchased a Golden Retriever. She says that t . . .