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December 6, 2024 | from Womanhood
The World Is Ending. Yawn.

I was outside planting flowers when my daughters informed me they were having a lemonade stand at the end of our driveway. Concerned that their proje . . .

April 23, 2016 | from Womanhood
Girl You Be Trippin

Sorry I haven’t written in awhile. I tripped and fell over my elliptical while playing tag with my kid and blew out my knee. I started physical ther . . .

March 1, 2016 | from Womanhood
Deer Antlers and Tonsils

Last week my youngest daughter had her tonsils out. I was an absolute fucking wreck because she was with a world renown surgeon, in a really nice hos . . .

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February 1, 2016 | from Womanhood
A Hairy Situation

Erin: I have decided we are going to go get Brazilian waxes. Lisa: Okay. Erin: That went over better than I thought it would. You are drinkin . . .

January 9, 2016 | from Womanhood
Icebergs and Negotiations

One of the four neighbors whom I actually like moved right before Thanksgiving. She needed some help moving some miscellaneous items like a propane ta . . .

October 18, 2015 | from Womanhood
Liquor Stores and Magic Crystals

A month ago, my precious, delish and hilarious mom fell and broke a rib and her leg which, ultimately required major surgery. Unfortunately, this ren . . .

October 8, 2015 | from Womanhood
You Can Bank On It

A few nights ago, I received a text from my uncle. It was a picture of him and some cute chick in an awkward side-hug. Random. I took a picture of . . .

September 28, 2015 | from Womanhood
Supplemental Income

Lisa’s Version of Events I almost died last week when I accidentally poisoned myself. Three days before I nearly died, I was laying on Erin’s be . . .

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August 21, 2015 | from Womanhood
Good News Comes In Pairs

I was just skimming through the news and came across the Josh Duggar scandal. Wow Dude, it is a good thing Jesus apparently loves you because everyon . . .

August 3, 2015 | from Womanhood
Take Your Lumps

I found a lump in my armpit. No. I have no idea why I was randomly touching my armpit; this part of the story is irrelevant. I made an appointment . . .

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