Sorry I haven’t written in awhile. I tripped and fell over my elliptical while playing tag with my kid and blew out my knee. I started physical ther . . .
Last week my youngest daughter had her tonsils out. I was an absolute fucking wreck because she was with a world renown surgeon, in a really nice hos . . .
For those of you who have previously dismissed me as shallow and materialistic....you are still totally correct in your assessment. However, I recent . . .
*I rarely drink. *= I rarely drink except when I am trying to get pregnant (I legit prayed to God that my kids would not have big foreheads and even . . .
It is a fair assessment to say that Mike and I are obsessed with each other. We are constantly kissing, groping and touching one another. We make ea . . .
I was outside planting flowers when my daughters informed me they were having a lemonade stand at the end of our driveway. Concerned that their proje . . .
My mom was cleaning my house yesterday (calm down, I pay her in cash) when a wave of nostalgia passed over her after she sprayed oven cleaner. She st . . .
My pregnant friend, Mer, just sent me a text of herself at the OBGYN’s office. I texted her back that she needed to go study the poster of cervixes o . . .
It has been one week since my sister and niece moved to Ireland. Even more upsetting? They legalized weed in Colorado the day before she left. It w . . .
Mike put me on a budget. Wait, it gets funnier. I actually have to explain what I am spending money on not just to Mike but to an accountant whom I . . .
