North Korean Dictator, Kim Jung Un, finally resurfaced after he had been MIA for a few weeks. I called Crime Stoppers to tip them off that he was wor . . .
I have recently learned my sister lives in the only house in all of Ireland that cannot obtain Internet service by “3 kilometers” (whatever the fuck t . . .
Roller skates were first patented by Belgium inventor John Joseph Merlin in 1760. Three hundred and fifty years later people are still fucking themse . . .
Last Thursday was the big trip to Las Vegas with Grandma. My aunt made all the travel arrangements since I have a tendency to book flights based on r . . .
I recently received an inquiry regarding my feelings on the world allegedly coming to an end later this month. Since I am always the last to know whe . . .
Guess What? I have a life coach now and her name is Karen. She is going to teach me how to reach even bigger goals than just getting through the day . . .
For some reason I looked your website up tonight. It's been a long time since I have seen you. I remember when your mouth was much more delicate. I kn . . .
Well, this month has been a giant shit storm of activity. Let’s begin with Grandpa Frank. For as long as I can remember he would laugh and say “The . . .
My Mormon cousin Jill is now selling colon cleanses and wanted me to try one. Jill has 5 kids and is totally sexy so my curiosity peaked. I asked he . . .
Yesterday I woke up and decided to take a long hot bath to soothe my aching body. I have that disease that makes you age rapidly. It really blows. . . .
