I was outside planting flowers when my daughters informed me they were having a lemonade stand at the end of our driveway. Concerned that their proje . . .
I attribute my extraordinary sense of intuition to be the guiding force behind my countless successes in life. Case in point: Last month when I was . . .
I always knew I would grow up to marry a doctor or an oil magnate. I just never imagined I would actually love him. Oddly enough however, I freaking . . .
It is a fair assessment to say that Mike and I are obsessed with each other. We are constantly kissing, groping and touching one another. We make ea . . .
I have recently learned my sister lives in the only house in all of Ireland that cannot obtain Internet service by “3 kilometers” (whatever the fuck t . . .
Before we get to this week’s happenings, I want to discuss something very serious and entirely disturbing with you. I recently discovered a picture o . . .
On our first wedding anniversary I poured my heart and soul (although hollowed, I still have one. Bite me) into a card for Mike. I then waited with . . .
On Wednesday I am going to get a chemical peel on my face. I like to do this periodically so I can really appreciate how much my face doesn’t hurt on . . .
Highlights of Our Hawaiian Vacation. *Let’s get this party started!!!!! My mom used the bathroom at the airport. She came out laughing and informed u . . .
Since this country currently has an asinine law titled “You cannot get married because you are gay and your sexual preference is clearly wrong whereas . . .
