Recently my doctor friend told me I probably had ADD and that I would probably love adderall. My brain instantly began sorting through data until I l . . .
Someone once told me the 3 most stressful things in life are divorce, a death in the family and purchasing a new home. I disagree entirely. This per . . .
This past weekend I decided to shut down my personal facebook account. Hi my n-n-n-ame is Erin and I am addicted to social networking. (Hang head) I . . .
I love me a good joke. A week ago God played a great one on me. He arranged for me to have laryngitis on the same as Daylight Savings. It was a rea . . .
Gather round boys and girls, it is story time! Once upon a time there was a gorgeous, kind, charming, loving, magical princess we will call………. Erin. . . .
Sorry. I have been busy, I have not forgotten about you guys. First, I got stuck in a car wash without my cell phone. It just kept washing and wash . . .
Whenever I laugh, I cry. I cannot help it; this has been a problem for awhile. Right now I am sobbing. I was looking at my sister’s fb wall and she . . .
Cavemen/women divorce rates were exactly the same as they are today. I reached this startling conclusion when I woke up this morning to 7 piles of Sh . . .
5 days until my daughter gets her tonsils and adenoids removed. Before I became a mother, I never thought an adenoid could evoke this much emotion in . . .
A few years ago, I was not sleeping. I was restless and agitated. I had birthed adorable children, ensnarled a sexy Italian husband, was the proud o . . .
A month ago, I picked up my teenage stepdaughter from the bus stop. Her best friend wanted a ride home too so she climbed in the front seat and she s . . .
Because I pride myself on being a relatively decent friend, I made a courtesy phone call to my friend Margie B. and asked her if she would have an iss . . .
Recently my computer dork friend came over to assist me with my computer issues. From the moment we met our relationship has consisted of a steady di . . .
All political talk shows should be on Comedy Central. They kill me. There is positively NOTHING funnier than watching a bunch of old white guys shor . . .
Following the birth of my oldest daughter I learned I could no longer take birth control pills since they posed a potential health risk due to blood c . . .
I only have one boob. You stopped thinking about the stock market for a second didn’t you? I had scoliosis and had to have metal rods put in my back . . .
Quick update: For those of you who have not already been notified via Facebook, my mermaid birthday seduction idea for Mike totally tanked. I borrowe . . .
Tonight I went out to dinner with my super fabulous friend, Daphne. We were having a serious discussion about plastic surgery and why it is AWESOME w . . .
You know that saying “the grass is always greener on the other side” usually I find this to be totally true. Example? I dumped a hot pilot that I me . . .
For my birthday this year, we decided to take the fam on a little road trip up to the mountains. My friend Meredith would like to get married and sta . . .
Last Mother’s Day weekend, I was having a slumber party in our basement with my daughters and my niece. The girls spent about 2 hours playing FatBoot . . .
Last summer, Mike and his office manager were attending a dental seminar in Scottsdale. I panicked, realizing I could die not knowing a single thing . . .
I don’t mind airplanes, in fact, I rather enjoy them. People are utterly fascinating to me so sitting next to a stranger for a few hours, in close co . . .
While doing jumping jacks in boot camp yesterday, my precious friend Laura informed me that the Department of Wildlife had to come out and euthanize a . . .
I love April Fool’s Day. Mike hates this day, probably because of me. A couple years ago, I asked my friend Amanda who was 8 months pregnant at the . . .
My friend Holly is the gal you go to if you need advice. She is one of those people who conveniently knows something about everything. If your brain . . .
Last August, I was driving along a busy road to pick my daughters up from school, when I saw a dog playing frogger in traffic. Now, if there is anyth . . .
We used to send our daughter to a Montessori school down the street from us. Every year they would hold a silent auction/dinner to support the school . . .
