Today my daughters requested that I notify them prior to entering the basement when they are playing dolls. I narrowed my eyes at them. I know exact . . .
I attribute my extraordinary sense of intuition to be the guiding force behind my countless successes in life. Case in point: Last month when I was . . .
A few months ago, my mom purchased a pair of designer kittens. Even though I am really allergic to cats and the military previously inflicted torture . . .
Before we get to this week’s happenings, I want to discuss something very serious and entirely disturbing with you. I recently discovered a picture o . . .
On our first wedding anniversary I poured my heart and soul (although hollowed, I still have one. Bite me) into a card for Mike. I then waited with . . .
During Easter brunch at my house this year, my mom told us she had to go to the emergency room when she was nineteen years old for severe stomach pain . . .
Last Monday was the Justin Bieber concert in Denver. Holy.Pubescent.Pandemonium. My daughters were absolutely beside themselves, I was laughing hyst . . .
After I had been blogging for awhile I noticed two things. 1) I no longer get invited to family reunions and 2) People begin conversations with “I so . . .
Recently my doctor friend told me I probably had ADD and that I would probably love adderall. My brain instantly began sorting through data until I l . . .
Highlights of Our Hawaiian Vacation. *Let’s get this party started!!!!! My mom used the bathroom at the airport. She came out laughing and informed u . . .
