One of the four neighbors whom I actually like moved right before Thanksgiving. She needed some help moving some miscellaneous items like a propane ta . . .
A few nights ago, I received a text from my uncle. It was a picture of him and some cute chick in an awkward side-hug. Random. I took a picture of . . .
North Korean Dictator, Kim Jung Un, finally resurfaced after he had been MIA for a few weeks. I called Crime Stoppers to tip them off that he was wor . . .
I recently went to Monterey for Mike’s family reunion. We were at the aquarium when my sister-in-law decided her baby needed to take a nap. I eagerl . . .
I recently ran into a woman I knew at the mall. We exchanged pleasantries and then she launched into how pissed she was that her husband gave her mon . . .
Mike put me on a budget. Wait, it gets funnier. I actually have to explain what I am spending money on not just to Mike but to an accountant whom I . . .
You know how Mike has claimed that my Shih Tzu is the “stupidest dog on earth” well it turns out he was wrong, it is my Yorkie!!! HAHAHAHA FACE MIKE. . . .
I am ready to talk about it. In accordance with the Kubler-Ross Model of the 5 Stages of Grief, I am currently residing in Stage 4, Depression. On T . . .
Gather round boys and girls, it is story time! Once upon a time there was a gorgeous, kind, charming, loving, magical princess we will call………. Erin. . . .
You know that saying “the grass is always greener on the other side” usually I find this to be totally true. Example? I dumped a hot pilot that I me . . .
