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Breast Day Ever

Last Friday was the annual Father/Daughter Dance at my kids’ school. I was walking out the door after finishing my weekly obligatory “I have unresolv . . .

Oops I Joined A Cult

My 9-year-old was at her second violin lesson last Sunday when her teacher came out and informed Mike and I that our kid was feeling dizzy. We walked . . .

Shit Doesn't Always Happen

My Mormon cousin Jill is now selling colon cleanses and wanted me to try one. Jill has 5 kids and is totally sexy so my curiosity peaked. I asked he . . .

Big Pimpin' Spendin' Mike's Gs

Last week my yorkie Layla, became ill after eating rabbit shit according to our vet. This incidentally serves as a good reminder for all of us: Stop . . .

The Grey Series-A Satire

For those of you who have not read The Grey Books: I am sorry, your life could have been so much better this past week and this blog will make absolut . . .

Figurines: Vol. II

This morning: Ring, Ring…..

Me: Hi Mom, What’s up?

Mom: Oh it is not good, I am having a really bad day. I am so stressed o . . .

The Legend

My friend, Whitney, has a stomach that underwent a superpower mutation following the Chernobyl disaster in 1986. The girl can eat ANYTHING and not ge . . .

Time to Shape Up

Quick update: For those of you who have not already been notified via Facebook, my mermaid birthday seduction idea for Mike totally tanked. I borrowe . . .

Best.Vet.Ever.

Our super cool vet, Dr. Vickers, just responded to my most recent blog regarding my middle of the night trip to the animal emergency room, on my anniv . . .

Am I Reading This Correctly?

A couple weeks ago we received a letter in the mail informing Mike and I that our daughter has missed more than 8 days of kindergarten this year. The . . .