Last week my youngest daughter had her tonsils out. I was an absolute fucking wreck because she was with a world renown surgeon, in a really nice hos . . .
I was just skimming through the news and came across the Josh Duggar scandal. Wow Dude, it is a good thing Jesus apparently loves you because everyon . . .
I found a lump in my armpit. No. I have no idea why I was randomly touching my armpit; this part of the story is irrelevant. I made an appointment . . .
I wanted to go to a Korean bathhouse so I could blog about it. I have a total domineering personality so, it was not terribly challenging for me to c . . .
I attribute my extraordinary sense of intuition to be the guiding force behind my countless successes in life. Case in point: Last month when I was . . .
*I rarely drink. *= I rarely drink except when I am trying to get pregnant (I legit prayed to God that my kids would not have big foreheads and even . . .
Two days before Mike and I left for California to celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary, I decided to have a microderm and a “gentle” chemical peel . . .
I was outside planting flowers when my daughters informed me they were having a lemonade stand at the end of our driveway. Concerned that their proje . . .
Last Friday was the annual Father/Daughter Dance at my kids’ school. I was walking out the door after finishing my weekly obligatory “I have unresolv . . .
I recently ran into a woman I knew at the mall. We exchanged pleasantries and then she launched into how pissed she was that her husband gave her mon . . .
A few weeks ago we were having dinner when the neighbor kids from down the street rang the doorbell. They asked if my daughters could spend the night . . .
Welcome to newly renovated ErinSays. It is fabulous isn’t it? Now before we get to the skinny of the past couple weeks there are some people I need . . .
Last weekend, God once again ordered me to complete a three day community service stint at Disneyland as my penance for lighting fires and drowning ki . . .
I am like sooooooooooo over flu season. Ugh, it is a filthy world. Do not touch anything. Ever. I learned this the hard way a couple weeks ago whe . . .
I don’t want to make you feel even worse about yourself if you are a shitty parent, but I fucking kill it as a mom. My daughters are cool chicks. I . . .
Roller skates were first patented by Belgium inventor John Joseph Merlin in 1760. Three hundred and fifty years later people are still fucking themse . . .
Last Thursday was the big trip to Las Vegas with Grandma. My aunt made all the travel arrangements since I have a tendency to book flights based on r . . .
I recently received an inquiry regarding my feelings on the world allegedly coming to an end later this month. Since I am always the last to know whe . . .
Me: I can only assume your silence pertaining to this matter is your angled attempt to see if I accidentally forgot about Christmas this year. Shock . . .
Mike and I have decided to start dating again. Each other. Chill, we ain’t that socially liberal, I just read that courting your spouse can make bei . . .
The other night I was lying on my 7 year-old’s bedroom floor tossing a tennis ball up in the air while listening to strum her guitar and sing her spel . . .
On Wednesday I am going to get a chemical peel on my face. I like to do this periodically so I can really appreciate how much my face doesn’t hurt on . . .
Guess What? I have a life coach now and her name is Karen. She is going to teach me how to reach even bigger goals than just getting through the day . . .
Well, this month has been a giant shit storm of activity. Let’s begin with Grandpa Frank. For as long as I can remember he would laugh and say “The . . .
Last week my yorkie Layla, became ill after eating rabbit shit according to our vet. This incidentally serves as a good reminder for all of us: Stop . . .
I am convinced Aretha Franklin has that disorder that makes her work out incessantly. I woke up last night at 3:00am because I heard a strange noise . . .
Mike became a man of God last weekend. I suppose I should be happy for him but instead I am finding myself increasingly annoyed at the pious attitude . . .
When I went grocery shopping last week I encountered a slobbery dog tied up outside the store waiting for its owner. Because I am up to date on my ra . . .
This past weekend my family invaded Arizona. My family and vacationing is predictably hysterical every time we go ANYWHERE. First, the girls insist . . .
